In the game Cooked or Be Cooked, you might as well be COOKED, and eaten with all their lovely meals, including something as simple as bacon and eggs or spaghetti and meatballs. I could make that in my kitchen for crying out loud! At least the producers could have prepared entrees more exciting and at least – Chef-kind-of-material-here. I’m not saying that the game was a fluke, a pure waste of god given talent, but it needs some serious readjusting to be taken seriously by any critic.
The visuals were up to par—but it’s 2010 for Christ’s sakes—why shouldn’t they be?!
The food network folks were great critics—but they were only portrayed for approximately 1 second and when they tasted a distasteful dish. The one good comical part was shunned from the start! Sue Fogelson or whatever her name is gave me the kicks all right. I mean who has the name Sue Fogelson?! What is her pen name from crying out loud!!! I mean Mark Twain was Samuel Clemens – right?! HA!
And enough all ready with the F******* bacon and eggs—I made at least 4 dishes—how much bacon can I cook before I want to throw the game out the window! And eggs—what a rudimentary skill--- which can’t cook a couple of eggs without getting their panties in a bunch?! You’re telling me Sue Fogelson—
Let’s just talk simply about the technicalities here. The peripherals —the movements of the knives, forks, spoons, spinners, etc-- are way off and difficult to control—There are too many F******* controls and not enough time to use of this damn equipment. Yes salad strainers are nice, but are they really necessary! Let’s think again.
What else? This game is for chefs with a capital C or lower case “c.” Unfortunately, this game fits the latter—good bye Sue Fogelson- See ya when you start cooking dishes like Masaharu Morimoto.
- Written by Alessandra Sillo, but published by Daniel Perez
Wow! This was so funny and so true! I loved it! Keep on writing more!
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